Groan Teethgrit and Gordo Goldeaxe have looted one village too many, and now the Lords of Illmoor are baying for their blood. Can Duke Modeset, exiled Lord of Dullitch, devise a plan clever enough to topple the duo AND Groan's equally reckless half-brother? Of course he can't, he's next to useless himself ...
... but he does have one secret weapon: an extremely beautiful princess who seems willing to do absolutely nothing for the good of her country.
... but he does have one secret weapon: an extremely beautiful princess who seems willing to do absolutely nothing for the good of her country.