I may or may not have accidentally acquired two boyfriends...
* This means I have to be on high beauty and glomorosity alert at all times, even in the loo.
* I must be prepared. But no one must know. I must exude glamour but in a natural just-tumbled-out-of-bed way.
* So just a hint of foundation, lurker eradicator, youch of bronzer, and leave it at that.
* Oh yes, and a youch of lipgloss, mascara and a tiny bit of eyeliner.
* I don't suppose they would both consider a time-share girlfriend...
* This means I have to be on high beauty and glomorosity alert at all times, even in the loo.
* I must be prepared. But no one must know. I must exude glamour but in a natural just-tumbled-out-of-bed way.
* So just a hint of foundation, lurker eradicator, youch of bronzer, and leave it at that.
* Oh yes, and a youch of lipgloss, mascara and a tiny bit of eyeliner.
* I don't suppose they would both consider a time-share girlfriend...