 
      This takes the form of Tom's battered homework diary - crammed with
 his doodles and stories.
 
 "Exciting News! Mr Fullerman announces that class 5F are going on
 an 'Activity Break'! Which should be fun. As long as I don't get
 stuck in a group with anyone who snores or worse still with . .
 .
 . . . Marcus Meldrew.
 
 Delia is already threatening to paint my room funny colours while
 I'm away. Which is annoying. I just hope the only surprise I have
 when I get home is the new pet that I hear Mum and Dad talking
 about. Because I've always wanted a pet!"
