Born to duplicity and blessed in carnal arts, Nancy finds married life suits her down to the ground. But as any newlywed domestic goddess/paddle-weilding dominatrix will tell you, it's only a matter of time before something has to give.
And when Matt suddenly decides he wants children - well, motherhood and apple pie seem a long way off when you're serving dessert toy your husband one day and someone eles is licking it off you the next.
AS Nancy becomes increasingly paranoid about her two worlds colliding, she wonders if it's time to check out of the Upper East side hotels for good...